[Haha] Tipe-tipe mahasiswa

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TIPE-TIPE MAHASISWA

1. Mahasiswa idiopatik = ga jelas kehidupannya di kampus. kadang2 ada, kadang2 ga ada.
2. Mahasiswa pasrah = dapat E? ah tenang, kan ga cuman aku doang yang ga lulus.

... 3. Mahasiswa galau = tiap malam ngetweet galau sambil dengerin lagu2 adele

4. Mahasiswa setengah dewa = Tiap hari kerjaan nya maen game dan OL, tapi selalu berhasil kalo ujian.

5. Mahasiswa inhibitor = sukanya nanya2 ke dosen sehingga menghambat mahasiswa yg lain utk pulang

6. Mahasiswa OVJ = tiada hari tanpa membuat tertawa teman2nya

7. Mahasiswa insert investigasi = niat dateng ke kampus buat nyari gosip2 ter-hot seangkatan

8. Mahasiswa asianlover = tiap hari ngebahas korea. suka teriak2 ga jelas tiap ngeliat foto/ video artis korea

9. Mahasiswa FreeAll = datang ke kmpus bawa laptop untuk dapat ngenet gratis dan download film gratis pake sinyal wifi kampus

10. Mahasiswa perpustakaan berjalan = kemana2 bawa buku yg tebel2

11. Mahasiswa model : kekampus pakai height heel lebih 10 cm„,

12. Mahasiswa pencabut dompet = sukanya nagih uang ke teman

13. Mahasiswa Konter = datang ke kampus menawarkan jasa pulsa elektrik

14. Mahasiswa recorder = hafal semua yang dikatakan dosen waktu kuliah

15. Mahasiswa program KB = IP 2 cukup

16. Mahasiswa hemat listrik : suka ngecas bb. Laptop,hape dikampus

17. Mahasiswa SOGO = ke kampus dandannya kaya mau liburan keluar negri

18. Mahasiswa buku berjalan = mahasiswa yang saking pinternya, ditanyain materi selalu bisa jawab

19. Mahasiswa olahragawan = ke kampus selalu pake sepatu futsal

20. Mahasiswa bermodal cinta = datang ke kampus ga bawa apa2

21. Mahasiswa joki 3 in 1 = suka nebeng temen ke kampus

22. Mahasiswa seks bebas = suka nyucuk flashdisk berisi virus ke berbagai laptop

23. Mahasiswa kupu2 = kuliah-pulang kuliah-pulang

24. Mahasiswa gaib = kehadirannya tidak jelas.

25. Mahasiswa Tilang = Titip absen langsung pulang.

@ Ungga Pratama

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